[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
- guy: *touches girl on the arm*
- girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
A pink flower
- alex turner: I wanna be your vacuum cleaner,
- breathing in your dust
- I wanna be your Ford Cortina,
- I won't ever rust
- If you like your coffee hot,
- Let me be your coffee pot..
- girl: chill
"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
- Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via tvshows-who-knows)
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*